Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 07, 2022

mexican corndog

inserting a large funnel into partners anus and pouring blended corndog into the funnel while partner is eating several mexican chillis

Bro, I totally tried a mexican corndog with this chick last night. She Loved it

by phatdopecornman March 12, 2018

Mexican Corndogs

Hotdogs wrapped in corn tortillas instead of dipped and fried in corn batter

make sure you put a little bit of water on the tortillas before you heat them and the hotdogs together in the microwave, to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up,then enjoy your Mexican corndogs. :)

by fluffy_pancake January 10, 2022

Spicy Mexican fish kiss

When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss

Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.

by Snakbabe May 27, 2020

Mexican Pipeline

When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity

Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?

by Mexican Pipeliners December 02, 2019

Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 04, 2022