Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe May 03, 2018

chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.

I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.

by shidz October 21, 2015

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

chocolate dusty

When you bang a girl in the ass so hard it builds pressure and backfires on you.

You just received the chocolate dusty

by Chocolate dusty May 08, 2024

double dip chocolate stick

male african american gives anal to mouth and back to anal

my boy Tejon got that chick naked & gave her a double dip chocolate stick

by craig bergen April 13, 2008

Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone

A Interracial couple having hot sweaty sex resembling a chocolate dipped vanilla cone.

John:Hey Bill look at that Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone!
Bill: Ew gross

by MunchieMuch January 30, 2018

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022