Pooh-Mom

A short, pudgy, black girl with a 1/4" ponytail pulled back with an oversized scrunchy, who wears such items of clothing as whinny the pooh shirts, tapered jeans, tigger socks, and tweaty bird back-pak purses.
"Mom" refers to someone who is wearing something ugly, or who is just ugly or stupid looking, and when i see them I sarcastically ask "Mom, can I please look like that, or wear what they're wearing?" - shortened to: "Mom"

Kebra is a classic "pooh-mom" from Rogers High School of Toledo, Oh

Pooh-Mom by Melanie h May 27, 2006

t-mom

t-mom is coming

t-mom is coming for YOU!

t-mom by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

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ur mom xd xdx dx dxdxddddd amogus by choonket February 28, 2022

Man, whatever your mom says 

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

Man, whatever your mom says by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

Your Mom 

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

Your Mom by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004

your mom 

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.

Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.

your mom by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006

yoga mom 

A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.

Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"

Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"

yoga mom by butty102 July 7, 2016