blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

cap back blue

It means to peel someone's cap back....as in take their fucking head off in a fight.

Do you want me to peel that nights cap back blue

by Can't get right! June 1, 2017

Blue Collar Chic

Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.

Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.

Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?

by BullWinkle February 5, 2014

my blue person

someone who you wouldn’t trade for nothing , someone who you’ve known less than a year and have gotten close with and that makes you happy and no matter what happens that’s always going to be someone you have love for

he’s my blue person or she’s my blue person

by hshjsisos June 8, 2023

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Fly-speck blue

The light-medium blue color of old porch ceilings (before air-conditioning) said to keep flies from landing and depositing their tell-tale spots.

It was cool and peaceful on the porch, swinging, gazing up at the freshly coated fly-speck blue ceiling. I fuzzed my eyes and imagined clouds floating by.

by Bendel August 4, 2008

Blue Klux Klan

A derogatory synonym for the police force. Origins: References made by antiracist music artists such as Immortal Technique and Dobermann Cult which allude to racialized police brutality by referencing officers' blue uniforms combined with the name Ku Klux Klan, which has become an analog for racist institutions.

You hear about Eric Garner? Yea, it's Mike Brown all over again: lynched by the Blue Klux Klan.

by zuchinno December 17, 2014