Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.

Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.

Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"

by secondoffall March 8, 2026

Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025