Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

Bro

Any male who wears Tap Out, No Fear, Ed Hardy, or Nor-cal t-shirts. One who drives an over sized pick-up truck or suv. Anyone who wears sunglasses on the back of their head. One who has generic tattoos such as tribal bands. They are also cocky jock douche bags.

"Did you see that guy who just peeled out in the mall parking lot? He was a total bro."

"Only a bro would shop at Eminent"

by Chad Darvis May 14, 2010

bro-fella

Bro-fella (n.) refers to a male person (also known as a fella) who is extremely close and endeared to someone, almost like a brother.

This term is a hyper-recent iteration of the term bro, and is used commonly by young people between the ages of 1-29.

I wanted to sleep with Stacy so bad, but unfortunately she doesn't see me that way and now I'm in her bro-fella zone.

Bro-fella, how about you and I start a business together?

I've known Jim since I was nine and a half years old, and he is my bro-fella.

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Bro

Used to defane a crow.

Bro, stop going, stop going!!

by FunnyCoolPerson May 11, 2024

national bro day

national bro day is a day we’re you spend time with your bro it’s usually on the 30th of october. you have got to spend it with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend boy or girl

yo bro guess what
what
it’s national bro day

by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019

Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.

Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"

by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025