to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014

Orange Juice day

a chain of annoying moments when everything act weird, starting with the beginning of a person's day.

im having an orange juice day

by Kermitts November 26, 2014

past the juice

When someone bring over the juice to your pad/house and pass it around

Bro, past the juice i'm getting thirsty

by Cylum December 17, 2014

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013

25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

juice duece

A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit

Bill has stomach pain and juice duece

by believer beaver December 14, 2013

dropping the juice

Cumming on someone.

I love dropping the juice on my bitch while she sleeps.

by Chocobo316 December 22, 2013