stanford duck syndrome

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

by bobby3453 October 26, 2020

Grace Bosch syndrome

When you believe that everyone hates you.

Not everyone hates you, Billy! You just have Grace Bosch syndrome!

by My_name_is_B0b May 6, 2021

Covid Derangement Syndrome

Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.

Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks

by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022

Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.

I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.

by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022

Tyler Toth Syndrome

The act of getting flamed whilst in the presence of more than one female.

Lilly: "Your clingy and awkward."
Lena: "yeah emotional too."
Guy: "dam that boy got Tyler Toth syndrome."

by JuicyNuT February 16, 2022

Peter Pan Syndrome

Peter pan syndrome (PPS) is a condition where an adult acts much younger than others of their age group. PPS can be temporary or long-lasting. Someone with PPS demonstrates at least three of the following characteristics:

1. Knowledge and use of youth culture that is unusual when compared to their peers in age
2. Having most of their friends and/or major relationships with people much younger than their age OR with people who also have PPS
3. Avoidance of saying their age; when describing themselves, may use phrases such as "young at heart", "adventurous", "young soul", "never grew up", "one of the cool ones", "carefree", etc.
4. Having a consistent pattern of failed commitments (career/romantic relationships/other major adult responsibility); directionless in life goals
5. Constantly missing their youth and frequent attempts to recreate it
6. An inability to mentally view themselves at their current age
7. Deliberate avoidance of responsibility or being uncomfortable with commitment

It can result due to multiple reasons, such as (but not limited to) a fear of aging, existential anxiety, or a personality disorder in severe cases.

See "Wendy Syndrome" for someone who enables, feels responsible to "fix", or acts in a caregiver role to the person with PPS -- often resulting in a unhealthy or codependent relationship.

The first step to fix peter pan syndrome is to acknowledge that you have it.

by bluelilacs4 May 24, 2023

Chandler Bing syndrome

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.

Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.

by God’s sex slave December 4, 2021