Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

butter rolls

someone's shoes

aye man nice butter rolls

by tha gourmet bean June 21, 2016

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Bass Rolled

When an acquaintance "friend" comments on everything you post to social media sites.

Hey dude. You just got bass rolled. Elijah posted on that pic you uploaded.

by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010

Rolled

Getting absolutely demolished. Often when a person is outplayed physically mentally or verbally. After asserting dominance in any situation its crucial that you exclaim "rolled" to show your dominance.

"Whats your favorite snack?

"Ya motha. Rolled"

by Shammy Shake God February 25, 2021