by thecleaner March 20, 2022
This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
by Big Dice Roller December 20, 2018
When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.
by Star Michaels September 09, 2021
In the event you’re the lucky cunt that has more than 3 ingredients lined up of different ethnic backgrounds and you get to taste each flavour at your leisure e.g Asian lass, black lass, white lass and more.
1. Gents I’m hitting a rainbow roll tonight!
2. Jason: “ James, what happened to you last night? I saw you with the Asian girl and later the Black girl??”
James: “Dude, I got a rainbow roll”
2. Jason: “ James, what happened to you last night? I saw you with the Asian girl and later the Black girl??”
James: “Dude, I got a rainbow roll”
by @tabs November 22, 2019
by Lele_hollywood September 30, 2023