a fake bro is a bro who breaks the to vide repeatedly for example telling ur girl ur cheating or getting with ur bros ex
ps fuck you azalea
ps fuck you azalea
by the Flocka July 17, 2022
Get the fake bromug. (Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
by YEET5454 March 27, 2022
Get the Bros before hoesmug. by Sexy Ass Mother-Fucker September 6, 2021
Get the Bromug. A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024
Get the just put the fries in the bag bromug. Anybody, usually a guy, who talks about how their program made them millions with minimal effort and investment. Before the internet, you could find that same guy on late-night infomercials pitching "no money down" real estate courses. Now he can be found on YouTube in great numbers steering followers towards the purchasing of cryptocurrencies and NFTs.
Todd: "Yo Chris. How's that hustle bro's FTX hedge fund you poured all your hard earned money into, working out for you?"
Chris: "F@#$ Sam Bankman-Fried! He stole all my life savings. I hope he's somebody's prison wife"
Chris: "F@#$ Sam Bankman-Fried! He stole all my life savings. I hope he's somebody's prison wife"
by NZT-48 March 31, 2024
Get the Hustle Bromug. -You have a nice house!
-Thanks, come inside so you can meet my bro.
-Bro, dude, Stop. Bro...stop! Bro! BRO! Awwwwww...dammit bro!
-Thanks, come inside so you can meet my bro.
-Bro, dude, Stop. Bro...stop! Bro! BRO! Awwwwww...dammit bro!
by tastydelicious June 20, 2011
Get the bromug. An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!
by Wee Goof May 8, 2024
Get the Emi-Bromug.