joo joo beans

Person1.can I have my covers. person2you mean my joo joo beans
by Demarcus cousins the 3 July 06, 2022
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cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.
Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.
by cancer beanie November 17, 2016
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Bean Bros

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.
by Bean Bros fan February 15, 2020
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Bean Bros

A very hot boyband of hot singles.Pinto is Philip, green bean is Ben, and beanstalk is Josiah.They are all good looking but green bean happens to be the least
by Bean Bros fan February 15, 2020
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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.
Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away
by ArchieUwU September 08, 2023
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 03, 2024
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