Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Cake

a gunky substance that is stuck and you can't get it out

Cake :a gunky substance that is stuck and you can't get it out

by WUBSY May 6, 2018

Cheese Cake

Anal version of a cream pie

I cheese caked your mom last night

by Big Daddy Cheese Cake May 2, 2020

Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.

How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022

Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

Cake

BOOOOOOTY!!!

Dame she got hella cake

by CAKEMASTER321 May 10, 2017