Simping

over a girl who’s not me.

When he’s caught simping over another girl

by Ouch... December 10, 2020

Simp

Short for "simple" or "simpleton", referring mainly to weak-willed, empty headed men who are the primary demographic for Internet e-girls and thots.

He's sending money to some ASMR girl who replies to his comments. He says she's a queen and he's in love. Doesn't take much to turn him into a simp.

by Cephalopod Delivery February 7, 2024

Simp

If your name starts with a J, M, N, and R.

You're a true simp.

Boy 1: Did you hear about that Nathan guy?
Boy 2: Yeah, he flew to see his crush and she stood him up.
Boy 1: Bro, I felt that
Boy 2: I know...his name started with and N, he's a true simp

by yannyshishou July 29, 2020

senpai simp

Senpai Simp thinks they like cheese but they just like cheese because why not.

You like cheese Senpai?
senpai simp: cheese. i like cheese. suck up the cheese.
W-wha-

by maple ;) January 24, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who respects women in the slightest bit love your mom you are a Simp have a girlfriend you are a simp unless you cheat on her with the bois

Do you love your mom if you do you are a simp

by Super not gay boitich March 30, 2020

SIMP

Werther from: The sorrows of the young Werther by Goethe.

Werther is the biggest simp and the whole book is about him simping for a woman and ultimately commiting suicide because he can't have her.

by Nicolai Leimer October 14, 2020

Simp

My friend Sebastian

God Sebastian is such a simp

by Poggers87 August 18, 2022