taco person

Definition- someone or something that lives in Mexico or is Mexican
Example- that Mexican is a taco person
Example- if from Mexico you is a taco person

My friend Josue is a taco person
My friend Gerardo Josue Eduardo geezer is a taco person

by Taco person destroyer February 3, 2024

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

Glossy Taco

When you add a top coat overtop your nails.

After you applied your nail polish and holo, apply a glossy taco or a holo glossy taco

by Ciel Phantomhive 14 April 18, 2018

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022