Simp

you.

you: *try impressing a girl or treating her too nicely bc you like her*
me: you're a simp. PERIODT.

by insert.handle.here March 16, 2021

Simp

SIMP stands for "Squirrels in My Pants" from the critically acclaimed animated TV show, Phineas and Ferb.

Nothing else...

Ahhh!! I have got SIMP!!!

by Pixel_ October 20, 2020

Simp

Xander

Man Xander out here really simping...

by japanfoodenthusiast March 9, 2020

simp

A “Simp” is a nigga who gives their all to sum weak ass or thot ass hoes. These niggas are soft and lie about all the pussy they get.

Caden, you fucking simp, you just gave your life savings to a hoe.

by Voltiac January 30, 2020

Simp

A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh

Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?

Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating

by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020

Simp

A male who despite the current situation will abandon the boys just to please a girl in hopes of some sweet, sweet coochie.

The boys:*on a win streak*
Boy 1:Sorry boys gotta go the female is calling me
Boy 1:*leaves*
The rest of the boys:Simp

by TheRockWithAHugeCock April 23, 2020

Simp

When a man compliments a girl in any kind of way.

"SHE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!" George then yelled from the back of the bus(where he belongs) "SIMP!"

by SlimPapito May 28, 2020