First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

by LUNARQUEEN April 18, 2018

A Word Cristine uses when talking about a glossy topcoat. It supposedly means glossy topcoat, it used to be glossy topcoat and eventually became glossytaco
by glossytaco.com April 10, 2019

by Ciel Phantomhive 14 April 18, 2018

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.
by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022
