A fucking bitch who sits on his chair all day and watches world at war videos on his broke ass Samsung. He’s a pedo who likes to give girls “extra credit” if you know what I mean he likes to help them out with problems and grabs them. If you play music he will rape you hard. He drives a blue Prius with dildos on his windshield and a I love country men on the back of his car.
Did you just see that,
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019
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Get the John mug.An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
by anonymous October 2, 2020
Get the John Greenwood mug.A womanizer who calls himself an empath but does nothing to prove he knows how to put himself in someone else’s shoes. He loves doing anything he can to get attention from women regardless if he is dating one and will let them flirt with him and even flirt back just to feel something. He won’t do anything special for you and will constantly try to manipulate you and start problems and then act like the victim. He will string you along but do just enough to keep you interested in case his other options don’t work out. He also loves fetishizing goth girls (but he doesn’t want to date anyone who is anything different from the norm). He hangs around friends who will talk down on you and he will listen instead of defending you. He has lots of girl best friends who will also bash you if you’re dating him. If you guys ever have a fight, his first choice won’t be to fix things, but to ask out other girls. If you don't have the same religion as him and he loses interest he will start using that as an excuse as to why he can’t date you. He'll go on and on about how he doesn’t have any money to spend on a girlfriend but he will turn around and buy one of his girl best friends ice cream and take her out and spend money on himself. He will cheat on you multiple times and get sulky and not talk to you if you try to bring it up. He is still friends with ALL of his exes. And he loves to defend men on the internet who have done bad things. If you ever meet a John, run far far far away.
Girl: Who is that playing the guitar with all those girls around him?
Other girl: Ew, that’s John. Let’s go somewhere else
Other girl: Ew, that’s John. Let’s go somewhere else
by shutupmaggie August 29, 2023
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by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021
Get the John Duval mug."Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
by simp_simpy February 13, 2023
Get the John mug.A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
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