present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Supreme God

There are 2 Supreme Gods:

1 - NJE
2 - Mwwehbweh

Boy 1

*gets stabbed*

Boy 2:

I hope the Supreme Gods Bless You!

by Sαm August 18, 2019

God

A guy people often turn to in an attempt to act superior in intellect.

Well I know God wouldn't have let me down like this.

by Artist to some August 19, 2019

God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-fearer

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-lover

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.

My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.

by I_caveman August 23, 2019

The ledge god

A big fatty

Wow charlie the shitty for honor guy is o shit pretending to be a god with the name the ledge god

by Bob lololol August 26, 2019