tian you

He's ugly but he is very trustworthy and he has a small dick. He is also very funny he thinks he knows most things and he also thinks he is a big man.

Tian You "i know what 16 x 16 is!"
Friend "what then?"
Tian You "Emm i forgot"
*someone punches him* he'll most likely say F*ck off!!

by Piglets1123 February 18, 2017

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Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.

I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!

by fubsish September 26, 2009

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fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents

HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT

by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017

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A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."

Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...

by Trentlane May 12, 2010

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Who you have, not what you have

It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.

You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.

by MathPlus March 15, 2017

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