dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

Ride it dirty

'Ride it dirty', 'riding dirty' and 'ridin' dirty' are terms that have been used commonly in poker, but are now being applied to sporting events.

Ride it dirty defines a person fully committed in an extreme effort; a person all-in and balls-out; a person faced with a challenge with an attitude to take that hill and take no prisoners; a person challenged by a defining moment and who overcomes and inspires.

A crowd of spectators was cheering on a young athlete, who was faced with a huge challenge.

Spectator 1: "Go for it!"
Spectator 2: "Just do it!"
Spectator 3: "Ride it dirty!"
Spectator 4: "You've got balls!"

by CrazyCrossfitter September 14, 2013

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

Dirty Dux

a little slut with the highest academic rank in her cohort. Although the term ‘Dux’ is extremely common in some regions, most notably Queensland, Australia, it is often unheard of in most other parts of the world.

Each individual in turntable.fm would love to hook up with Dirty Dux, but she outwits them all with her clever trickery.

by duckielol April 16, 2012

Dirty Hancock

Receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

"Kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley."

by galaxyfe August 4, 2012

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.

I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.

by fyimoon February 21, 2011

Dirty Twizzler

When a stripper puts a twizzler in her ass and someone eats it without using their hands.

Candi put it in her ass and Jason ate the dirty twizzler.

by CP Fantasy Football June 21, 2011