Dirty Borris

A Dirty Borris is when you pull back your foreskin as far as it will go, rub dog shit under and around your helmet and offer it to your partner for oral pleasurings.

"Dave, your wife has brown teeth"

"Yes Frank, that's because I Dirty Borris'd fuck out of her this morning".

by Randolph Vinegar December 21, 2020

Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful

by Boogaboogaboo92 June 4, 2020

dirty teofil

When someone twerks and shits at the Same time, and the shit goes all over the floor, thats a dirty theofil.

I danced the dirty teofil dance in the Club last night.

by Seggsguy February 19, 2022

Dirty Eskil

Dirty Eskil a man with a big dick

When his dick gets hard every girl wants a dirty Eskil

by E3kil July 20, 2020

Dirty Hancock

Receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

"Kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley."

by galaxyfe August 4, 2012

Dirty Cathal

Also known as the Rape Train. A Dirty Cathal can only take place when you’ve drank enough alcohol for it to be considered “drunk messing”. It consists of sitting on a 50 year old ladies lap and asking the whole pub does anybody have any bags? It’s finished off by wanking off a Russell terrier

Awh man I did a Dirty Cathal last night .

by skunknation April 19, 2020

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016