p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

Pushin P

Pushing too prison on rebirth island

“We’re Pushin P, we have loady”

by TikTok-bachiibacca June 15, 2022

bomb p

A really wet, tight, good smell and tasting pussy. That makes you cum quick.

Oh honey chile she had some bomb p.

Sorry baby I couldn’t last long you have Bomb p.

by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019

Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.

"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"

by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;[=p;/']

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.

1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.

Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'

by mbxjsy October 8, 2025

The P is wobbly

It simply and basically means probably

Hi love would you like a beer replied the p is wobbly

by Rigmafluffle March 11, 2020

p bouncers

When a teddy has both ears and a tail he is invulnerable to any harm if they only have either a tail or ears they have only bouncers meaning they can’t control when they become invulnerable!

“Hey your teddy is cute does he have p bouncers?”
“Yes”

by No-media October 29, 2023