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post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??
by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019
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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!
by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019
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Big Cum Stain

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off
by Costas House November 28, 2019
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flying cum god

when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.
i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.
by penisleggyface December 6, 2017
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Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!
by Lil Tope April 12, 2020
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Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
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Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
by BUmenace April 15, 2012
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