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James

A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
by The Afatar November 23, 2021
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James Knox Polk

James Knox Polk (/poʊk/; November 2, 1795 – June 15, 1849) was the 11th president of the United States, serving from 1845 to 1849. A protégé of Andrew Jackson and a member of the Democratic Party, he was an advocate of Jacksonian democracy and extending the territory of the United States.
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James Charles

A 21 year old who likes to talk to underaged boys, apologise for it and do it again.
Minor (male): “omg some weird man was trying to talk to me
Person: Was it James Charles?
by spid3rs0up June 11, 2021
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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
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James Ngyuen

A sexy asain guy he is often self-reserved, but when he gets drunk he gets all the women.

He has a lot of rizz and is quite the ladies man,

He loves to shower and always smells nice. James deep down is a porn addict.
tyrone sees a sexy asain guy with a blonde chick,

Tyrone: Damn dude thats a James ngyuen there.
by sexywhietkid222 January 23, 2023
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James

he is the most average guy and has very spikey hair
he is definitely a unit

he also ate my dog
JAMES! WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOG!!
by aayirus June 21, 2023
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james allinson

one man, one opportunity, he will boff it, this man (known for his clear lack of intelect), smells.
sam: ur a fat james allinson
harris: *n word*
by jakessidehoe November 24, 2021
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