by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019
Get the Hanging out with Howard Finkelmug. In Chateauguay, the town where white people think they're black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the ONE english high school contains bisexual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have sex every tuesday at 8 pm. The only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. They hang outside the school but never atcually go in. Security guards range from a stuck up bitch to a super cool, super chill native guy. I'd write something about the residing preppy bitches but they're the same everywhere.
Howard S Billings High School: Bisexual emo kid: What you doing friday?
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
by Shel.B January 13, 2010
Get the howard s billings high schoolmug. chav heaven, provided you love god. Based in stafford.
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists
guy 1: Hello
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school
by ImxMQGaming January 17, 2018
Get the Blessed William Howard High Schoolmug. Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's high heelsmug. probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.
by samisasexybeast October 27, 2021
Get the sam howardmug. by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025
Get the Audrey Howardmug. A Howard is a completely unimpressive collection of traits that consumes its own waste. While some references to Howard as a first or last name have been used in the past, all Howard’s have their origins from a single mutated cell of primordial Fatlardagin sperm.
The Mississippi strain of the Howard is the most unremarkable and subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
Mississippi Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece
Amazingly the Mississippi Howard has continued to regress in all aspects.
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a Tootsie Roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer.
Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
The Mississippi strain of the Howard is the most unremarkable and subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
Mississippi Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece
Amazingly the Mississippi Howard has continued to regress in all aspects.
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a Tootsie Roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer.
Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
by Lagniappe November 6, 2021
Get the Howardmug.