poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.

Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.

by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011

snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.

I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!

by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

poke server

Poke Server is a reference to a bad server host with outdated things.

You shouldn't play on that servers, it's a poke server
"A poke server, that's bad."

by Swezed August 22, 2018

Shake And Poke

A Sexual Activity Invoving A Female And A Male. The Male Sticks His Finger Up The Females Vagina While The Female Gives The Male A Handjob.

. . . That's Just Gross. I'm NOT Giving An Example, As I Would Have To TYPE That :S. Shake And Poke

by EmoFairy665 December 23, 2009

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.

Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011