The most perfect fucking hot sexy cool girl what the fattest ass, did I mention she was sexy and hot and so cool and everyone loves her
by Massiveshlonggghot June 13, 2021

Eva is an interesting bitch that cant remember stuff for shit. She is ALWAYSSSS late and very pretty. Way too kinky dont recommened.
by gogy not found May 6, 2021

by iam2sexylol November 23, 2021

Eva is such a sweet girl honestly. They fall for tall boys instantly. Not kidding. Usually not that tall. Dirty blonde or blonde. If your gf is an Eva, then your very very lucky. They earn peoples trust fast and they’ve got lots of amazing friends. They have mostly blue eyes and a nice face shape. Sometimes they love animals like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Animals are sometimes their best friends. Very sporty and athletic. HATES dresses lmfao. Loves music and instruments. Probably an orchestra person.
Boy: My friend is named Eva, and I can tell you she’s sweet as hell.
Boy’s BFF: I’ve never really talked to her, maybe I should get to know her.
Boy’s BFF: I’ve never really talked to her, maybe I should get to know her.
by .hi. May 24, 2021

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.
by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

by Johnmmil May 15, 2019
