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Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.
Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!
by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016
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Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
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Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head
Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head
by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020
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Desert Pikee

One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo
I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's
by Rorshak July 4, 2011
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Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
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High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣
by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
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