Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!

Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!

by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022

Zachary Kohel

Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.

Wow is that Zachary Kohel? Yeah you can tell by the board on his back when he walks!

by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023

Zachary

One of the best people you will ever meet. His smile can light up a room and his laugh is contagious. Very handsome and a huge goofball. He will always be there to cheer you up and knows exactly what to say to make you smile. He is very charming and if you have a Zachary in your life, keep him. If you start a conversation with him you will never want it to end. Do not break his trust, you will automatically regret it. Everything about him is perfect, even though he does not think nearly highly enough of himself, he will call himself ugly and dumb even though you know it's not true. Even if you spend the whole day with him you will miss him the second he leaves. To the world, he is one person, but to me, he is the world.

" I'm so lucky to have Zachary in my life!"

by SnoJidkD March 11, 2021

Zachary Gaspie

MOST BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN KILL A SIBERIAN TIGER WITH A HANGLIDER

Zachary Gaspie is awesome

by Gaspie July 31, 2016

Zachary

He's an ok guy, average, almost like the main character in every anime or harem games, or that kid who everyone forgets except for his friends. Probably sweaty, grindy, and tries his best. Usually Asian and wears glasses, If blonde, a Zac would probably rickroll everyone and be athletic, basically the jock and very popular or the comedian (Class Clown). Just like the main character in an anime a Zachary always Stands up, falls, and stands up again, never giving up...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-

No one: ...
Zachary: Yo

Everyone: *walks*
Zac: *Naruto Jutsu Shit* and Naruto sprint

No one: ...
But Everyone: ...We're gonna fail
Zach: "NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! YEAAAAA!!!" or "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-"

"Eyo Zac" " You would be a Zachary"

by aghgmnabbscdjsajnsnmw April 5, 2022