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computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.
Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.
by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023
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APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com
I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.
by 613OttawaMan February 17, 2026
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Khaki Straining

You put pair of khaki shorts over your partner’s head; you waterboard them with a jar of you and your father’s cum.
Hey babe I’m going to tie you up and we gonna do some khaki straining.
by BallTickler1776 April 14, 2025
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retro-stanning

When you BEGIN stan someone, mainly a musical group that has already split or disbanded.

The term is inspired by the word "retroactive," which means "taking effect from a date in the past."

It's not really nostalgia, because you were never really there.

So it feels like you are stanning a period in the past, and you are mentally there.
1. Since JPop was gatekept for a million years, now I'm retro-stanning King & Prince as 5/6 members in 2025.

2. Retro-stanning *insert former famous girl group or boy band* because the hype is gone now.
by boygroupism April 19, 2025
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lexie reid-standring

the definition of the sexiest woman alive!!!!!!!!! the closest the world has ever seen to perfection and is utterly jawdropping in every move she makes and every sentence that flows effortlessly from her mouth
stranger: have you seen her? she is beautiful
me: yes that is lexie reid-standring
by mr whalley the great December 22, 2024
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