skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou May 20, 2018
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.
Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.
by bdwg April 26, 2012
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Skip's Garage

As in an online garage sale where one can purcahse beer pong tables and other beer drinking accessories.
I bought my beer pong table from Skip's Garage at www.SkipsBeerPong.com
by Skip's January 08, 2010
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skip nasty

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
by squintyeyes January 17, 2005
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idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.
Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.
by Vanishing Hiitchhiker February 17, 2011
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