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dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
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connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying
That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning
by THEJKR May 28, 2014
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Simon Cowell

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow
by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022
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Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!
by Anjuna February 4, 2022
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
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Jean-Simon

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever
by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023
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