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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018
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Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle
by Garywink May 16, 2022
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Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣
Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her
by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022
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Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.
Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?
by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019
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