stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 14, 2022

bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Idioto Search

`Idioto Search` is a very horrible search engine developed by Team ViewSelect with HTML, CSS, JS

Idioto Search is kinda good but trash at the same time

by Team ViewSelect December 27, 2020

search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.

I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.

by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017

Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.

Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019