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scrub muffin

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.
"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."
by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013
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legit scrub

A word used to describe a person who is terrible at something. Often the person calling someone else a legit scrub is actually a legit scrub themselves.
Steve "Wow you can only run this obstacle course in 18 seconds, your a legit scrub."

Gary "Wow not only do you care about an obstacle course time but you used the phrase legit scrub. You sir are the legit scrub."
by PotomacThug September 2, 2010
mugGet the legit scrubmug.

Scrub Life

A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life
Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"
by PoleJam March 17, 2011
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Scrub Life

Life style of a healthcare professional always in their scrubs. Females living the SCRUB LIFE can go from makeup to Scrubs in under 2 minutes. A CNA, CMA, RMA, LPN, and RN likely have more scrubs in their closets than regular clothes.
Friend: Girl, can I borrow a pair of heels?

Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂
by HealthCareProfessional April 19, 2017
mugGet the Scrub Lifemug.

scrub it out

to scrub it out, is it a girl or guy to wear something very relax or scrubby, most of the time sweatpants and/or sweatshirt. a day were they "just don't care", but really they do, and are usually wearing victoria secret, so, they are scrubbing with a very clean scrubber.
Girl 1: I like you outfit.
Girl 2: Yeah, i decided to scrub it out today, my hair looks like shit.
Girl 1: Oh, well, I don't think so.
by lynsie October 6, 2006
mugGet the scrub it outmug.

Scrub Lorde

A FUCKING dick chomping, gay, fag that should kill itself
by the-reala-nigga June 13, 2016
mugGet the Scrub Lordemug.

gym-scrub

a gym-scrub is a guy who goes to the gym religiously and convinces himself hes getting stronger by doing his reps less and less legit each time he does it. examples would be using your legs and throwing your back to do seated row, either bouncing the bar off of your chest or leaving an 8 inch gap when doing bench press and swaying back and forth while doing curls. the more exagerated the movement the more weight the individual can lift.
friend: why is that guy hella throwing the free weights around with his body?

ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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