Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 9, 2020

sister sad

Being sad but the next level.

Person 1: Dude are you okay you look sad
Person 2: Nah dude I’m sister sad

Person 1: Dang bro that sucks

by andioop420 November 7, 2019

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 13, 2017

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 25, 2018