Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum

by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023

march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code May 21, 2018

boob sad

A state of sadness which can only be cured by a great pair of tits

I was boob sad the other day and then I saw some out of the world knockers

by RoomyTortoise May 6, 2020

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 9, 2020