Women's Rugby

A sport played by a group of lesbians which the players must score try's, conversions and penalties in order to win whilst the opposing team must try to do the same.

The sport is normally observed by creepy divorced men and people who like rugby a little 'too much.' The reason nobody actually goes to women's rugby matches is because it is against the law to masturbate in public.

*player scores*
Ken: oooooooh that was good
Tom: I see I'll need to be washing that cushion again.

Ken: that's Women's Rugby for you.

Tom: you're slightly creepy.

by TheHonestBloke February 4, 2017

rugby

Spin-off sport of football, which is a real sport. Some twat was a bit shit at football so decided to pick up the ball and run with it. The posh bastards then decide to name their World Cup after him. Has more players in a team than football because posh people can afford more friends.

"Rahhh. I'm going to ruck you and maul you until you're aching all over Tarquin"
"Steady on Charles"

by TigerJoe March 19, 2005

RUGBY AKA SEX

when you have rough sex!! ;)

i had rugby aka sex with my girlfreinds

by GInger 2011 December 27, 2010

Rugby

A game for fat idiots who have no brain cells

Look at that fatty go, he's playing rugby

by Heskxmxnznzjzj May 23, 2018

wannabe rudey

a gay twat that wants 2 b n look hard

1 of blazin squad likes 2 use the word innit

by blazin squads rival February 4, 2004

Diet Rugby

A common term used by Austrailians to refer to American Football.

"Oh! Did you see the game last night?!"
"Please! I don't watch that diet rugby crap!"

by anonymous293758 August 1, 2005

rugby

rugby union is the most boring game on this planet. while rugby league is without doubt ' the greatest game'

by rugby union hater October 31, 2003