saint peter

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye
that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,
thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto
him, Blessed art thou, Simon
Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not
revealed it unto thee, but My Father
which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou
art Peter (Petros = a small moveable
stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

by wydok February 29, 2004

Peter

A jolly boy, Infact way too jolly. Some people will like him while others hate him with all their vengeance. Not great at sports but a hard working boy. You will never see him frowning, literally I've never seen him frown.

Man he's way too jolly for me. He's such a Peter

by iamlegend May 19, 2017

peter tosh

Great Reggae musician who along with Bob Marley and Bunny Wailer, made up the band The Wailers. In the '70s and '80s, Tosh released some of Reggaes greatest work, including the albums "Legalize it," "Equal Rights," "Mama Africa," and "No Nuclear War."

"Legalize it, don't critisize it!"

by Dez Nutaz September 27, 2003

peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004

peterborough

has one of the highest chav percentage populations in the country, equally has a large emo community, aka 'the square lot'. rather grim. you cannot step foot there without getting chewing gum on your shoe.

-whoa, look, theres a brawl breaking out in cathedral square between the emos and the chavs, its hilarious! lets watch from the top floor of maccy d's.

-hey, i hope you're not planning on driving through peterborough. let's take a longer route to avoid it, otherwise some chavs could throw stones at the car.

by fghbjnkm March 6, 2007

Peter McGonnell

A perfect boy who loves his sport especially basketball, snooker and pool. He attracts gorgeous women usually with huge boobies and really nice names such as Alexandra.
He has two personalities one for his girlfriend (the sweet, kind, lovin peter) and one for his friends (the 'I am big and solid peter')

"hey darlin i love u so so so much"
"I could do him easily"
"U r so perfect"
"I could so be Mike Tyson I jus don't want to"

by U no who i am!!! April 1, 2004

Peter Norton

The Anti-Christ of computer programmers. His "Norton" software has fucked up more Windows systems than all porn, torrentz, and warez sites combined. Avoid at all costs.

I just installed Peter Norton's Systemworks on my computer and now the Rapture is upon us.

by AnimalMother3-5-0 April 16, 2010