dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

daddy pudding

Usually a 20 year old man or above with size 4 feet who asks 12 year old children or preferably younger for nudes or sexual intercourse. The most common name for daddy pudding is josh. this act is also known as pedophilia.

josh is one hell of a 'daddy pudding'.

by daddy puds size 4 feet March 16, 2017

Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.

Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"

by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010

Pudding Bear

A big, clumsy, yet lovable animal who can be seen wearing camo outfit as well as diving a big blue truck...skilled in the art of Afro enginering the pudding bear can also be seen fishing or mowing the lawn..the pudding bear is what is known for being "farm strong"...however it is terrified of snakes and lizards...it's only known enemy is the public school education system

That pudding bear is one badass mother fucker

by Pendaho July 13, 2009

pudding on a cloud

stuffing the toilet drain with an entire role of toilet paper to prevent flushing and then sit over the bowl and release human feces, hence creating a "pudding on a cloud".

my friend, "foo", was a prick over the weekend so i used his bathroom and left a pudding on a cloud for his bitch-ass to clean up!

by Fuzfa September 8, 2005

pease pudding

The proper way to spell it (not peese pudding) A typical chick pea dish from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Usually eaten with ham inside a stottie

"Howay man, pass us the pease puddin'!"

by peesemould March 29, 2005