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Stank Pouch

The only thing a woman has to offer is her stank pouch.
by E Blorbus Unimax April 26, 2025
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Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.
“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025
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fanny pouch

a small surface area usually containing excess fat above the clitoral hood commonly referred to as the ‘fanny pouch’
‘Yo g i was out this afternoon and i saw a woman (probably called karen) and she had a ginormous fanny pouch’
by Fanny pouch April 16, 2024
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Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.
"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."
by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
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