this is similar to a rusty hook but instead of just shit on your dick you throw pepper and other various spices on the fecies and hook her with your horned dick in the mouth.
Guy 1 how do i spice up my sex life?
Guy 2 have you triedgiving her the old Sgt.Peppers rustyhook.
they suck and the singer is an asshole. I had dinner with him in Encino and he was the biggest fuckin' dick I ever met. He was also being a jerk to the wait staff.
The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."