The Citrus Scale

A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.

A-Cup=Kumquats.

B-Cup=Tangerines.

C-Cup=Lemons.

D-Cup=Oranges.

DD-Cup=Grapefruits.

Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.

by towel73 October 09, 2010

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SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.

Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"

by I'm the SCADman January 10, 2009

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canine scale

Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.

0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)

Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.

by RoxyStylist321 November 26, 2016

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That Wont Scale

A term used when you are losing a technical arguement to stump the person from saying anything more.

Russ, I need you to code this by monday.

Im sorry that wont scale.

by Mike ~ HAH January 30, 2008

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merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.

Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

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