COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.

Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!

by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

COB LLC

Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.

COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.

by BAYSEAK March 17, 2022

COB

Cum on Boobs

My escort allowed me to COB when I was done.

by King-Sama4U2NV November 1, 2022

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020