mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystery Babylon

Full name: “Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth”. To refer to whores who have no self respect, absolute hatred towards righteousness, willfully accept and participate in worldly demonic activities among anything else that displays hatred to the Lord our God and his created image.

Silence, Mystery Babylon! Repent and believe the gospel or receive the mark of the beast and be damned to the lake of fire.

by ConFet (Prophet) February 29, 2024

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.

Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry

by RTDLatios November 27, 2023

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016

gravponics mystery

When the specific definitions of gravponics gets denied on urban dictionary is a gravponics mystery.

There are a lot of definitions for words on urban dictionary that are jokes, odd terms or whatever we want to add. But when something that has actual value and meaning gets denied its a gravponics mystery. In any attempt to describe the gravponics detailed workings and functions it wont get published.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013