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sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN
I had sex with myself
by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023
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spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.
I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.
by Shumph January 19, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
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Deleting Myself

Yetus Deletus I'm gonna give myself 100 thousand Beetus
Im gonna Die and then Im gonna be Deleting Myself
by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020
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Killing myself

Killing myself won't save you. Permanent. Immutable. Sysadmin status. And I the event of my death, it's just going to do whatever I would they do in the event of my death.
Hym "So if I get coerced into killing myself just so a retarded dweeb can feel like his imaginary friend is 'maintaining his sovereignty' I don't think I would be happy about that, do you? I don't know about you but I think I would want to murder that guy and his family from the grave. And everybody else for that matter. So no. You have also failed to make a concerted effort to keep me alive (in violation of the bodily harm clause). Not a loophole for you."
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
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