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Myself

And I described myself with a level of perfect precision and honesty the likes of which the world has ever seen.
Hym "And it's not like I didn't describe myself."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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myself

i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.
me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*
by trauma_girl November 25, 2021
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Myself

Not a YouTube faggot pretending to be me pretending to using my arguments in a direction they do not apply.
Hym "That isn't 'myself' what you are doing there YouTube freak. Look... It's clear to everyone that your just barking mouth-sound to drown me out so you can prevent the people you're doing this to from finding out what's been happening to them."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
by Bi poppi January 12, 2023
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ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)
by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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