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Declared Myself

Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Deleting Myself

Yetus Deletus I'm gonna give myself 100 thousand Beetus
Im gonna Die and then Im gonna be Deleting Myself
by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020
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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Throw Myself Into It<.7.9.7.6.>

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Do that to myself

No.
Hym "I didn't do that to myself. But if I come in here with a knife and start stabbing up a kid... YOU... WILL HAVE done that to yourself. You will know as a matter of absolute certainty why that is happening. And it isn't just me arbitrarily doing it."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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