relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.

Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.

No lives matter.

by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 5, 2022

Garcia Matters

But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?

Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Doesn't Matter

So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.

Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.

Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.

by Kaboni August 17, 2011