A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Lance Prima

The person who is always says say no please. He is also a really nice guy.

Lance Prima has a chinky chode

by The cat in the bat August 09, 2024

Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 13, 2017

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////

Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////

Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025