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Juan Luis

Juan Luis is a columbian singer, he sings Trap and is one of the best trap singers! Pretty Boy Dirty Boy, Maluma Baby!.
Juan Luis Londono Arias, best known by his stage name, Maluma!
by Maluma March 27, 2018
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Don Juan

Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man
Wakala Don Juan is looking at us
by SweetSam June 5, 2017
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Juan Carlos

Short ,sarcastic, and very funny guy. In other words he is the best friend you can ever have.
Me:I think he's sad
Juan Carlos: No S**t Sherlock
by AlexTheRandom September 23, 2017
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Juan Fernando

A boy with unusual amount of body hair, low self esteem, and 1940 taste in music. Commonly noticed as "that mexican kid"
"yo you know that mexican kid?"
"who juan fernando?"
"Yeah that kid is a faggot"
by RickyBobby9876 January 30, 2015
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Juan Pablo

An absolute professional wall crosser, using any means ranging from tunnels, catapults, slingshots like angry birds, cactus camouflager to pole vaulting like an Olympian. Likes other Mexicans or French/Swiss girls but usually is friendzoned or given an FWB status. Beware of the ferrel Juan Pablos, they can be dangerously horny.
Look, there's another Juan Pablo trying to get across the great wall again. Lemme grab my gun and plead the fifth. He's trying a slingshot this time!
by NameJustice2000 December 12, 2016
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Juan Jose

Juan Jose is a man with long hair who usually is Mexican and normally dies before his 40s. Juan Jose's are normally funny. The first Juan Jose worked in a circus. On his first day he let go if a rope too early and died. Most Juan Jose fail to get jobs or love life's.
Juan Jose isn't the best at every thing.
by Patricio Marti November 21, 2014
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Don Juans

an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.

don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.

the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
" that girl made me get up at least 75 Don Juans before she gave me her number"
by godless15 December 8, 2009
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