jens

It is the closet thing u van be to a simp but not be a simp

u are such a jens but u also one of the boys

by jensdapimp October 20, 2020

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Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs

That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.

by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023

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He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube

That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens

by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018

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Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

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jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped

wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.

by notjens69 April 2, 2021

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Jen

One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes

Holy Crap Jen just walked in the room! Oh I love her

by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019

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